Righteous Rumblings

USC Football Coach!!!!!

2010-01-09T10:03:00.000-08:00

Hire Chris Petersen from Boise State...he's the right man for the
job!!!!

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FIRE GARY PATTERSON!!

2010-01-04T21:38:00.001-08:00

Disgraceful loss vs Boise St. We finally got on the world stage and flopped. Gary is too comfortable and we need to lite a fire under his ass!!!

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STEVE ADDAZIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-29T19:36:00.000-08:00

Florida, get rid of Urban Myer and make it permanent with ADDAZIO. This guy is brilliant and we need to have this situation clear for our future recruits. Our enemies are going to seize on our weakness of the uncertainty of Myer's future. Make him quit and let's get on with life.

FLORIDA COACH!!!!

2009-12-26T17:40:00.001-08:00

Our sources say the next coach will be either Jim Harbaugh, Gary Patterson or Bobby Petrino...

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TIGER.....!!!

2009-12-15T09:20:00.001-08:00

Wonder how many broads aren't coming out because they have a husband or boyfriend? Or maybe they're from a good family....,

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JIM HARBAUGH SIGNS EXTENTION!!!

2009-12-13T20:28:00.001-08:00

3yr extention. Just an excuse to give him a raise and assure recruits he'll be around. He'll be looking for a job next season as usual...watch your back Rick Rodriguiz...

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BRIAN KELLY

2009-12-11T09:03:00.001-08:00

How could you break the hearts of those kids at Cincinnati? You did it for the cash......

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STEP UP JIM HARBAUGH AND TAKE NOTRE DAME JOB!!!!

2009-12-09T15:12:00.001-08:00

We hate ND NATION!!

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Tim Tebow

2009-12-09T09:49:00.000-08:00

This guys gonna be a joke in the NFL. The guys in the locker room are gonna get pissed when he starts talking about Jesus.

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TIGER!!!!

2009-12-08T08:40:00.000-08:00

Another trip to the hospital? What's going on in that house????

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Harbaugh, make sure to shave and shine your shoes...

2009-12-07T14:07:00.001-08:00

Put on your best suit and get a haircut for the ND interview. We're
all rootin' for you here at FireJimHarbaugh.com! He's up next ladies
and gentlemen, and we OWN him.

ELIN....WONDER IF THERE'S A LOVE CHILD??

2009-12-04T08:22:00.001-08:00

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ELIN....BETTER HAVE HIM TESTED....

2009-12-02T17:04:00.001-08:00

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MEMO TO NOTRE DAME!!!

2009-12-01T15:00:00.000-08:00

DON'T HIRE BRIAN KELLY, he's a risky choice.

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ALGOLDEN!!!!!

2009-11-30T22:37:00.001-08:00

Hottest coach in football!!

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MEMO TO TIGER

2009-11-30T08:31:00.001-08:00

Come clean. We will interview you here at Righteous Rumblings and you can tell all.

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TIGER WOODS!!

2009-11-29T22:10:00.001-08:00

What the hell is going on in your life? FESS UP!!!!

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FIRE BEN HOWLAND!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-29T17:12:00.000-08:00

UCLA has lost 4 games this year including the last three in a row. The loses are to Cal State Fullerton, Portland (who?), Butler and Long Beach State. This is an embarrassment and he needs to be fired immediately. They play Kansas on Dec 6th and I expect a trashing.

LARRY PORTER, NEW HEAD FOOTBALL COACH AT U OF MEMPHIS?

2009-11-29T00:09:00.000-08:00

Folks get ready for the announcement and go to FIRELARRYPORTER.com for updates on Porter's progress (or lack thereof) as the head coach.

I wish I was the biggest sports icon in the world...

2009-11-27T13:42:00.000-08:00

So that when I "hit a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbors property" at 3am in my Escalade and then go to the hospital, the media immediately reports that "alcohol was not a factor." How the fuck is that possible? If alcohol wasn't a factor then some other substance was - how do you hit a fire hydrant and a tree, sober, at 3am?

It's a cover-up because he's such an influential figure for young people; we can't have him driving drunk! I want the whole story plz.

XAVIER LOSES BY 10 !!! MACK IN TROUBLE!!! SHOULD HE BE FIRED????

2009-11-26T13:31:00.001-08:00

With so much talent, Mack is holding this group back. Xavier goes to the losers bracket in the Ole Spice Classic. What an embarrassment for our storied program. He needs to resign immediately. Go to FIRECHRISMACK.COM for more information. Listen, we have patience and understand the transition to a new coach is difficult. Time is up!!! He got this job cause he used to play for us. We might as well pick some overweight dad out of the crowd to coach. He might do better. This is one of the most talented teams in the nation and they just need leadership. WHO's With ME????

Mack looks like a deer in headlights..

2009-11-26T12:19:00.001-08:00

Well it looks like the season will be downhill from here on out over
at Xavier. Marquette looks like too much for the musketeers and their
underexperienced coach. Maybe Mack should coach highschool ball where
he'd feel more comfortable?

Big east play is a little more physical than you're used to eh Chris?
Deal with it.

XAVIER set to tip soon!!!

2009-11-26T10:59:00.001-08:00

We will be watching Chris Mack. Does he have it???

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ALLEN IVERSON RETIRES!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-25T19:26:00.000-08:00

Iverson states "the years at Georgetown were the best of my life. I learned so much in the classroom and on the court". Rumor is Iverson to be the next head coach for the Nets....stay turned...

JAY-Z OUTRAGE!!!

2009-11-24T23:53:00.001-08:00

Why weren't JZ and wife at the white house state dinner tonight? This IS NOT right.

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LARRY PORTER OR JERRY GRAY

2009-11-24T17:53:00.000-08:00

The next U of M football coach will be one of these two gentlemen. I hope whomever gets the job has a long and successful stint.

SHAKIRA

2009-11-23T12:48:00.001-08:00

I'm sick of performers like Shakira surrounding themselves with chunky, unattractive dancers. She's just trying to make herself look good....

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FIRE CHARLIE WEIS!!!

2009-11-23T09:32:00.001-08:00

Hire Jim Harbaugh or Gary Patterson!

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2009-11-22T17:38:00.000-08:00

WILL OLE MISS BEAT VILLANOVA???

2009-11-22T17:11:00.001-08:00

THE WORLD IS WATCHING.........

NOTRE DAME LOSES!

2009-11-21T16:29:00.001-08:00

Weis out and Harbaugh in??????

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MICHIGAN LOSES TO OHIO STATE!!

2009-11-21T13:45:00.000-08:00

Rich Rodriguez has to go now! The team is rudderless and hasn't beaten Ohio State in years. This era has to end now. Hire Jim Harbaugh.

FIRE RICH RODRIGUEZ!!

2009-11-20T21:31:00.001-08:00

Hire Jim Harbaugh NOW. Rodriguez is weak!

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FIRE MARK MANGINO!

2009-11-20T08:31:00.001-08:00

He needs to go. He's an abusive jerk and he's too FAT to coach.

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I have a hardcore man-crush on Google

2009-11-19T16:27:00.001-08:00

So the Titan of technology companies previewed their Chrome OS today and, surprise, it's basically built inside the Chrome web browser that's been out and about for a while now.

So instead of attempting to compete directly with Windows 7, Chrome is going to basically make web browsing/social networking a BREEZE. This is especially true for mobile devices like netbooks, laptops, tablets, lapnettopsmartphonePMPs, or any other stupid ass name marketing execs can come up with for 'mobile device.'

It's open-source, streamlined, and here's the best part: everything is stored in the "Cloud" so if you switch machines just log in with your Google account and all your settings are saved. Brilliant.

Google if you were a moderately attractive girl I'd buy you a drink and try to getcho' digits. Word.

"A collection of headlines," or... "What the fuck is wrong with the world?"

2009-11-19T10:35:00.001-08:00

http://digg.com/xbox/Boy_Dials_911_After_Parents_Take_Away_His_Xbox

http://digg.com/health/Widow_Stuck_with_161K_Bill_After_Failed_Treatment

http://digg.com/people/Drunk_Cop_Beats_Female_Bartender_Senseless_Video

http://digg.com/television/Local_dad_spoke_only_Klingon_to_child_for_three_years

http://digg.com/people/Police_Used_Taser_on_10_Year_Old_Girl_in_Arkansas

http://digg.com/people/Punks_Assault_People_Post_Video_w_Their_Names_in_Credits

These are headlines from ONE page of results from ONE day of news... Tasing 10 year old girls? Shed have to be 300 pounds with a gun to even begin to warrant that kind of violence.

We've become so flawed maybe doomsday actually *is* coming in 2012. I know I wouldn't be surprised.

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2009-11-18T10:04:00.000-08:00

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